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These days are hot, extremely hot, so I had a “hot” and “sexy” barbecue on my motorbike. So to make these days cooler , enjoy these humorous conversations.

TNT July 28

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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..
Caller: O h ……God!!! !
TNT July 28: Hey, someone called me! I am God here! How can I help you? Let’s me post this conversation on my blog!
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Wedding Deal

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates”s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates”s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

It’s so funny wedding deal. I will take it to negotiate for my wedding. Do you want to marry a daughter of a very rich man. Take it as a big lesson!